Sending a newsletter out on April 1 is always fraught. Today, everyone reads things twice, careful not to be taken in. I promise, tempted as I was, today’s newsletter contains none of that, but if you are looking for a nice April Fool’s piece, you might click over to today’s FB post.
March was a fun month, writing-wise. The podcast I did with Dylan Schlender on “Reels of Justice”, where I defended the movie “K19: Widowmaker,” is posted. You can listen to it here, and see if I won my case! Those guys are a hoot! I really hope they invite me back.
I gave a presentation on getting published to the writing club at my son’s school, Blue Ridge Community College. Really gratifying, and I think the students got a lot out of it too. I had so much fun that it motivated me to suggest to the dean that I teach a class there on writing. She didn’t say no or yes but gave me the run-down: you don’t get rich teaching (surprise!), they pay $2100 to teach a 3-credit course. Looking into writing a syllabus and sending it to them.
This month I start teaching a second class at George Mason University on submarines at their Fairfax campus—the same class I taught at Reston in the winter, but better (I hope!). In that class I mentioned the General Belgrano sinking in 1982 and the Korean frigate sinking in 2020, the two post-war instances of a ship sunk by a submarine-launched torpedo, but in this class I will have a third one to add, the sinking of the Iranian frigate by USS Charlotte in this current war. Scary and frightful times we live in.
I have been thinking lately of Shirley Jackson’s story “The Lottery”. If you haven’t read it—spoilers ahead, and how on earth did you get through sophomore English class without doing so?
I got my first Amazon one-star review of “Hotwire.” The reviewer said it was “too political” and objected to the initial inciting scene where a rancher relates how his cook was detained by the Border Patrol for 8 hours, strip-searched, given several invasive cavity searches, force-fed a laxative, and MRI’d–only to be let go with no charges, but a bill for $5400 for the MRI and X-rays. The reviewer took issue, saying “The depiction of torture by the CBP agents” was “gratuitous” and “anecdotal”.
I am not sure what he meant by “anecdotal.” It is a true account, taken from the court testimony (she later sued), and was published in the 2018 edition of Harper’s Magazine.
Gratuitous? That term usually means it was included for inflammatory purposes to appeal solely to a prurient interest. I used the scene because I needed a sufficiently alarming event for the protagonist to embark on what was essentially a life of crime, so (In my mind at least) it served a narrative, not prurient, purpose.
The reviewer’s reference to “torture” bothers me the most. In a way, it would be less horrifying if the agents had simply tortured that poor woman, but far from it: In their minds, what they did was perfectly justified and reasonable. Shoving a speculum into various orifices, strapping her down on a gurney, and force-feeding laxatives, irradiating her–all in a day’s work. Following “the law.”
That’s what made me think of “The Lottery”. The story is a window into hell brought about by law-abiding citizens “following the rules”, just as the CBP agents were doing. It is a corporeal instantiation of “the banality of evil,” a full fifteen years before Hannah Arendt introduced that term into the lexicon.
I believe we are living in a modern-day version of “The Lottery”—not just with the current immigration fracas, but in the wars and death and injustice we allow to go around us as “the cost of doing business” and “following the law”. If you haven’t read the story, I encourage you to do so, and if you have, read it again, and ask yourself which person you might be in it.
Speaking of stories and authors, I found another favorite: Tom Strelich, author of “Dog Logic” and “Water Memory”, and a third due this year, finishing the trilogy. He writes with wit and a sense of the absurd that captivated me and made me more than slightly jealous.
That’s it for this month! Until the next, Peace.






